Dork Therapy

We're back, and now it's time to tackle the show every nerdcast has done before. Season one of Star Trek: The Next Generation begins now...and then we'll interrupt with a movie episode next.

Ricky Hunty and the End of the (Robotech) Earf.

Rick should have memorized Lisa's beeper number to keep her from waiting all day; Khyron makes a mess of New Macross City.

Rick is tasked with rescuing the Lynns from hungry, crunked Zentraedis; Claudia and Lisa hit the bottle.

Snake Plisskin a bad enough dude to rescue the Pleasident. Kurt Russell's iconic anti-hero saves the world and still manages to blow it up in John Carpenter's Escape From New York!

Miriya saves the day by putting her offspring in danger; Khyron ganks a Protoculture chamber.

No one appreciates how fast the Earf recovers; Rick teabags Dan.

If you could pick a last song ever, would it really be Minmei? We go a little off the rails as we bid Earf adieu.

Max gets Vegas-married; The Zentraedi have 4.8 million ships? Hold my orange drank.

What do you do when all your toys are killed by a planet god's anus? We pay tribute to Optimus Prime, Megatron, and most of their contemporaries as we visit the movie that refreshed thousands of toy cabinets across the world: Transformers: The Movie.

Lisa finds a reason to get the hell off the ship; Max becomes the first professional gamer and pulls a groupie.

Thou shalt not make eyes at thine cousin, Kyle.

Ben makes a promise that he can't keep; SDF-1 accepts discommendation.

Rick uses the morphine button to excess; new pilot needed for Skull One, call Captain Gloval at 555-7331 if interested

Host Richard confronts his three decades-long nightmare—the Ceti eel.

Minmei picks up another Lynn; Time for a bar fight!

The SDF-1 returns from vacationing across the solar system, sets up the slide carousel and projector screen, and then bores the neighbors with a clip show party.

Ever wonder what it would be like to be small? Neither did Vermilion; everyone aboard for the Purple Pickle to Earf

We take a break from Robotech to deal with a traumatic staple of early cable programming. A PG movie never showed so much!

Minmei is crowned Queen Mey; Ben gets his bell rung HAHAHAHAHA!